what do middlesborough, newcastle and chubby brown have in common?
they're all playing blackpool next season!
Jokes area!
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Re: Jokes area!
by bettsy » Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:45 pm
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Re: Jokes area!
by bettsy » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:14 am
Whats the difference between man utd and michael jackson?
man utd are playing giggs in august!
man utd are playing giggs in august!
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Re: Jokes area!
by sjc1919 » Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:14 pm
Whats the difference between a Kangaroo and a Kangaroot?
Ones a Kangaroo and the others a Geordie stuck in a lift.
Ones a Kangaroo and the others a Geordie stuck in a lift.
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Re: Jokes area!
by Filthy Gorgeous » Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:52 pm
Sources close to man city have revealed man city boss roberto mancini has promised 1 new face this january!
Sources inside the club has revealed carlos tevez and joleon lescott r fighting for it!
Sources inside the club has revealed carlos tevez and joleon lescott r fighting for it!
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Re: Jokes area!
by mart » Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:08 am
i know how those people in Haiti feel, last time i had 40 Aftershocks i couldn't find my house either.
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Re: Jokes area!
by bettsy » Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:35 am
Be careful what you name your website!
1. 'Who Represents' is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is: http://www.whorepresents.com
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5. Then there's the 'Italian Power Generator' company. Check it out at:
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6.'IP computer' software, there's always:
http://www.ip_anywhere.com
7. And the designers at 'Speed of Art' await you at their wacky Web site:
http://www.speedofart.com
1. 'Who Represents' is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is: http://www.whorepresents.com
2. 'Experts Exchange' is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at:
http://www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a great pen? Look no further than ' Pen Island.' It can be found at:
http://www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try 'Therapist Finder' at:
http://www.therapistfinder.com
5. Then there's the 'Italian Power Generator' company. Check it out at:
http://www.powergenitalia.com
6.'IP computer' software, there's always:
http://www.ip_anywhere.com
7. And the designers at 'Speed of Art' await you at their wacky Web site:
http://www.speedofart.com
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Re: Jokes area!
by Filthy Gorgeous » Fri May 21, 2010 4:02 pm
Paddy bort his missus sum flowers home.
She thanked him, kissed him and led him upstairs.
She leads him to the bedroom, where she lays down spreads her legs and says "these r 4 da flowers"
"fook me" Paddy says, "havent we got a vase"
She thanked him, kissed him and led him upstairs.
She leads him to the bedroom, where she lays down spreads her legs and says "these r 4 da flowers"
"fook me" Paddy says, "havent we got a vase"
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Re: Jokes area!
by Mark R » Tue May 25, 2010 10:00 am
A parrot swallows a viagra tablet. His owner disgusted put him in the freezer 2 cool off. Later when he opened the freezer he found the parrot sweating. "How come ur sweating?" He asks. The parrot replied "Do u know how fuckin hard it is 2 open the legs of a frozen chicken"!
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Re: Jokes area!
by Filthy Gorgeous » Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:11 pm
The England team hav announced that they will be sporting a new look shirt for wednesdays game.
The new shirt will replace the traditional 3 lions look, wiv 3 tampons...as this is the worst fuckin period they've ever had!
The new shirt will replace the traditional 3 lions look, wiv 3 tampons...as this is the worst fuckin period they've ever had!
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