DAN MOSS

Position: CB

Nickname: Mossy / Mosschops

Favourite player: Laurent Blanc

Dan (or Mosschops as he is known to his army of fans) is an established member of the team, having played over 80 games for FC despite turning up most weeks with little or no sleep due to his popstar lifestyle with his band, The Floorshakers. Having mellowed in his time with the club, former captain Mossy now takes on a more laid-back role, and is always a useful player to have in the squad. A fine gent.