JAMES WRIGHT

Position: GK / ST

Nickname: JLS

Favourite player: Marvin from JLS

‘Jimmy JLS’, as he insists on being called in homage to his boyband heroes, has been with the club since the beginning, and when he’s not observing his mate’s skills in the bedroom (peeping tom) he’ll be there come rain or shine, whether drunk or not. Primarily used as a striker in his early FC career, scoring in the club’s first ever win against Burton Albion in November 2007, he has also been employed as a goalkeeper in recent outings, where he offers strong competition should Redburn ever drop the baton. F*****g loves JLS.