CHRIS HILL

Position: ST / CM

Nickname: Tiff

Favourite player: Iain Dowie

Despite being an ex semi-pro goalkeeper, Chris can be more frequently found patrolling the centre circle (when short of players) or, more recently, leading the FC attack. Heralded as the man behind FC’s improvements during his spell as manager in the 2010/11 season, temperamental Tiff is always at the cutting edge of fashion, having sported tights and headbands galore in recent years. Quit the club temporarily in the winter of 08/09 after revealing he didn't like playing when it was cold,  before being controversially axed as manager in the summer of 2011 to make way for the more forward-thinking Carl Taylor. Once you've heard one of his team-talks you’ll never forget it (but don’t talk when he’s talking).